Passing By, Time Is

So you know how time can go slower or faster?

Apparently it's because the brain has no real perception of time.

It's all in how you spend it and how you feel about it.

If there's nothing to spend time on, nothing to focus on, then time will pass slowly, dragging on and on, but without any real acknowledgment from the person experiencing this slow time. So, if you don't have anything in mind, the day could pass by really slowly, so it seems, until your at the very end of it, asking, "Where did all the time go?"

But, if you have something to do, say a goal, or something that you've been working on, time could indeed pass by, but you'll be able to remember it better, as if it had passed a greater period of time. So, if you really wanted to fill up your days with memories, just make them full of stuff that you've been wanting to do, and the whole year will seem filled to the brim with interesting stuff.

Anyway, the point is that I'll always remember the time that I had with your Mom last night. That probably has taken up at least a years worth of memories.

(Hur Hur, your mom jokes, HILARIOUS.)