Let Me Tell You a Story

Hey Homes-ies.

Let me tell you a story. If you are in this story, or know someone in this story, don't get weirded out. It is after all, just a story. Just a story.

So anyway. Last year.
Freshmen year.

I think it's the first day. Let's just say it is.

Walking around school, checking it out.

See a girl.

Hey, she's cute.

*Sigh* Probably just gonna look at her from afar. Wonder what her name is?
*Sigh* Jake, Jake, Jake. What is up with you? You never do anything. You're probably going to just notice her in the halls on occasion, wishing you knew her better. What the hell man.

(Flashforward)

Aye yo, guys, totally just gotta new girlfriend! Holla at you' boy! Course, gotta, gotta give her a little space, you know?

Hey guys, meet Whitney.

(Little voice in head: Hey. Isn't that that girl? Weird...)




It was...it was just kinda weird...you know?