You know, being this tired should not be allowed.
Seriously, I feel like my life is draining from my eyes.
This is not good, as I have so much life to live!
And so many things to do.
Which I can't.
Cause I'm tired.
And not a vampire.
Who can stay up all night, listening to the soft, lightly sensual sounds of themselves breathing.
They only close their eyes so that they can listen to the pain and suffering of the world that much better.
Obviously, we should punch them for being so Emo. But we can't because their muscles are so hard!
Therefore, vampires have only been put on this earth to drink the blood of people, and put them in a state of ever-increasing irritability and puchiness.
To make a very head-achy rant short, Vampires suck. (Woah, didn't even see that pun coming. I am that tired. Ugh, sleep, come for me now, I'd rather it be you than a vampire...)
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