Awkward...

In honor of some sort of thing, here is a handy dandy list of things that are awkward. Try them out on your friends! (Disclaimer: do not try these out on your friends unless you want it to be awkward)

-Walking in the same direction as someone, right after you've said goodbye to them.
-Sitting in between two people who are obviously into each other.
-Hot and Sexy Makeout Sessions in front of your friends.
-While you're walking and or sitting next to someone and having nothing to say, even though you kinda just had a conversation.
-Starting to chant when no one else does.
-Dancing when no one else does.
-When the teacher asks you to further explain your topic, but you totally just made up everything the period before this class and have no idea what to say, so all that comes out of your mouth is stuff like: "Um, well... well, um, hmmm. See, um, well, um, you see... um. Um."
-A pause in a conversation longer than 4 seconds (science shows that people can only handle up to 4 second pauses in a conversation before bringing up a new topic.)
-First Dates.
-Seeing your ex make out with your best friend, who is the same gender as your ex.
-Admitting to having an addiction.

EDIT (1/4/09)
-Also awkward: Standing next to someone in a urinal and not being able to go, so you're just standing there.
-Even more Awkward: Peeing at the same time as someone else.

Luckily for me, I relish awkwardness. I Challenge it! In fact, I like awkwardness so much that its personified version would feel awkward around me, because I only stared at it longingly.

So I just got one thing to say.

Bring it! Anybody?




(Also awkward; Feeling awkward talking to yourself on the internet.)