Anniversary

Today, my friend and his girlfriend (who, non-coincidentally, is also my friend) celebrated their one year anniversary.

I drew a comic in the style of Dinosaur Comics to celebrate this fact. Below is the transcript:
(Panel 1)
T-rex: Anniversaries are good, right? Especially on Dec. 1st, they are good.
(Panel 2)
T-rex: Good for HOT AND SEXY MAKEOUT SESSIONS!
(Panel 3)
T-rex: Hey, Dromiceiomimus, do YOU like hot and sexy makeouts?
Dromiceiomimus: Why yes, especially when they are hot and sexy.
(Panel 4)
God: GUYS I ALSO LIKE HOT AND SEXY MAKEOUTS
T-rex: Awesome! God also likes hot and sexy makeouts!
(Panel 5)
T-rex: What about you, Utahraptor?
Utahraptor: While generally I don't advise makeouts, on your anniversary you should have one.
T-rex: A hot and sexy one?
Utahraptor: YES.
(Panel 6)
T-rex: Anniversaries are good times for makeout sessions. If you had one on Dec 1st, you should totally have a HOT AND SEXY MAKEOUT SESSION RIGHT NOW.
(Title Text)
Throughout writing this comic, I kept on switching "sexy" and "sweaty" in my mind.

In serious life issues, it makes me sad that I don't have a girlfriend.
Aw wells.
Here's to hoping.