Passing By, Time Is

So you know how time can go slower or faster?

Apparently it's because the brain has no real perception of time.

It's all in how you spend it and how you feel about it.

If there's nothing to spend time on, nothing to focus on, then time will pass slowly, dragging on and on, but without any real acknowledgment from the person experiencing this slow time. So, if you don't have anything in mind, the day could pass by really slowly, so it seems, until your at the very end of it, asking, "Where did all the time go?"

But, if you have something to do, say a goal, or something that you've been working on, time could indeed pass by, but you'll be able to remember it better, as if it had passed a greater period of time. So, if you really wanted to fill up your days with memories, just make them full of stuff that you've been wanting to do, and the whole year will seem filled to the brim with interesting stuff.

Anyway, the point is that I'll always remember the time that I had with your Mom last night. That probably has taken up at least a years worth of memories.

(Hur Hur, your mom jokes, HILARIOUS.)

I Enjoy Sleep

Today, I woke about an hour later, on account of my mom sleeping in accidentally.

Tonight, I will go to bed an hour earlier, on account of no homework.

Today is a good day.

Haiti

You know, I don't really read much about the news.

Take Haiti, for example.

What the heck happened there?

There was an earthquake, I know that. The capitol got destroyed, I know that. I know that people are sad.

But there's so much I don't know.

I don't know how many people got killed, or lost something because of this quake. I don't know how much damage, perhaps irreparable, has been done to this place. Heck, I barely know what's happening when it isn't having a disaster.

And that's bad. For all we talk about knowing people, or as much as I do, I still don't know what's happening in Haiti now, or before, or later. Usually, I don't even want to know. What does it have to do with me? What does anything you do have to do with me?

But then I think about those people in Haiti, even (and especially) the ones that I don't know. And I want to help them, cause that's what I really want to do. Because it's not right to just ignore people because you don't want to deal with them.

You have to deal with them.

So I'm gonna make sure that I know about Haiti now, so that I can give a care about them. And next that they have a disaster, I'm gonna care about them too.

Not Enough Time

Dude-ly's.

HOW DO THOSE PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET DO IT? SPECIFICALLY THOSE WHO MAKE VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE, AND NOT COUNTING ANYONE ELSE WHO MAY USE THE INTERNET.

I mean, seriously.
Sometimes, when I try to do a video, I don't. I mean, I wanted to make a video about Mongolia, but I didn't. I wanted to make a video about Hank Green and I didn't. And I want to make short videos. But I CANNOT BECAUSE I HAVE NO TIME! THIS IS BAD STUFF!

Seriously, all I do is get up, go to school, go do homework, and then go to bed.

ARGGGGGGGGGGE.

As the infamous Calvin once said, "There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want."

Did YOU Know?

Did You Know...

That Charlie bit my finger, and it really hurt?

That all your base are belong to us?

That I'm never gonna give you up, and never gonna let you down?

That Swordfishes love you, Jellyfishes love you, and Starfishes love you in THE OCEAN BLUE?

You should leave Britney alone?

This... Is... SPARTA?

That only one will survive, and you should be wondering who it will be?

That I can't F***ing read this, as it has no words on it?

You should NOT, in fact, tase me bro?

That I've got a big bag of crabs here, and I'm going to put them in my mouth?

That Chuck Norris Will Kill Me If I Don't Put Some Type Of Joke Here?

That enough is enough, and that I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing plane?

That Impossible is in reality really Nothing?

That I would not go onto Blogger, as I hardly know her?

That there is a Snake, there is a Snake, there is a Snake?

That my Dick is in a Box?

That Mr. Pibb and Red Vines is equal to Crazy Delicious?

That I've got a Crush on Obama?

I Can Has Cheezburger?

That I am the Juggernaut, B**ch?

That in Soviet Russia, you DO know?

That the Internet is Not a Big Truck, and not something you just dump something on, but is in fact a series of Tubes?

T|-|4t 0|\| t|-|3 I|\|t3r|\|3t, p30p13 4ctu411y t41k 11k3 t|-|1s?

That I enjoy big butts, and am incapable of lying?

That I look forward to reading a blog post and or comment about this soon?

Owning Up

You know, for all that stuff for saying I don't really care when stuff happens, and going with the flow...

I really hate when someone corrects me.

Is This a Bad Thing?

Hey Sweet-Socks.

I pose a question for you.

Is it bad that I enjoy parts of Ke$ha's music?

I mean, of course it's awful, in that "OH MY GOD IT'S ALL AUTO-TUNE SHE CAN'T SING WHY WAS SHE EVEN GIVEN A RECORD LABEL ALL OF HER SONGS TALK ABOUT SEX AND ALCOHOL AND DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY MEANING IT'S SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!"

But on the other hand, it's really funny.

I mean, just listening to her sing these songs, I just get kinda bubbly and dancey and want to have absolutely no cares whatsoever, as if nothing wrong and this is the most we have to worry about right now. Plus, some of these lyrics are ridiculously hilarious.

Besides, what she talks about isn't the worst things we're facing right now. The whole world is going to pot, and there hasn't been much fun while doing it.

What I'm saying is this; We need a little bit of time just to let loose. If it isn't the time then we'll make it that way. Because we could either remember this year as the year we started rebuilding with a ridiculously fun atmosphere, and in the future, cast it off as silly and wanton.

Or we could sink inevitably into bad stuff for a long time coming, and just not have any fun, put our backs into work and forget what the world was like when it was happy.

Personally, I want to start off this new year and decade with a bit of fun.